Meetings: Attendees: Mathematically Inclined Individuals: Unresolved Conundrums of Cheese Stick-Gate

Witness Statements:

A mathematician with a puzzled expression

Dr. Emily E. Euler, Theoretical Physicist

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$A math nerd intensely studying a whiteboard$

Mr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Math Professor

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A computer programmer staring at a screen full of code

Ms. Ada Lovelace, Computer Scientist

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