Socks-Gate: The Uns prophets of Mathematics

Unsolved Mysteries of Socks

The Socks-Gate incident has been shrouded in mystery for decades. It is said that on a fateful day in 1976, a group of mathemagicians gathered at the Socktopia Institute to discuss the unsinkable Socks Conjecture. Little did they know that their innocent musings would unravel the very fabric of reality.

A List of Unresolved Socks Enigmas

• The Great Sock Disappearance of '76
• The Mystery of the Missing Match
• The Sock-Sock Interaction Paradox

A Possible Solution

Some say the answer lies in the realm of fractal geometry. Othersประก claim it is a simple case of human error. But we all know the truth: the Socks-Gate Incident was just a cleverly designed plot by an ancient civilization to distract us from their true purpose: controlling the world's sock supply.

• Solomon the Sockslinger
• Bertrand the Socksorcerer
• Alan the Socksolute Genius

Further Research

For more information, please refer to the Socktopia Institute's archives. But be warned: the truth is not for the faint of heart.

Or, if you will, Sock-Gate Appendices.