Unraveling the Enigma of the Golden Ring Donut
The Donut Approximation Formula is a mathematical construct that attempts to quantify the elusive nature of donuts. It is a topic of much debate among mathematicians, who have been trying to crack the code for centuries.
According to our sources, the formula is as follows:
DAF = (π x r^2 x h) / (2 x E x T)
Where:
- DAF: The Donut Approximation Formula
- π: The number pi (approximately 3.14)
- r: The radius of the donut (in inches)
- h: The height of the donut (in inches)
- E: The amount of sprinkles on the donut (exponentially related to the number of holes)
- T: The number of times you've had a donut in the last 24 hours (a crucial variable)
But wait, it gets even more complicated! The formula is only valid on Tuesdays during leap years. And only if you're eating a donut with a hole in it. And only if the donut is not pink.
Needless to say, we're still working on solving this equation.
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