html Attendee Roster: Meeting of the Century

Attendee Roster: Meeting of the Century

Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth

A bespectacled man with a stern expression

Chief Executive Officer of Bottomsworth Industries

Expertise: Time management, micromanaging, and existential dread.

Read about his impressive leadership skills

Larry W. Sneeze

A man with a rather...sensitive...disposition

Senior Product Designer

Expertise: Color theory, design principles, and allergies.

See his portfolio of exquisite yet deadly flowers

Bobo "The Bobo" Jenkins

A bearded man with a rather...interesting...hat

Head of Marketing

Expertise: Sarcasm, sales, and finding the one thing you want but can't have.

Learn about the art of selling nothing