Meeting Protocol

Attendees are expected to arrive on time, with a full stomach, and a functioning brain.

• Rule 1: No eating the last donut. It's just mean.
• Rule 2: All opinions are welcome, except for Bob's opinions. Bob, we love you, man.
• Rule 3: If it's not written down, it's not happening. Unless it's a really good idea, in which case, just wing it.
• Minute-Taker's Guide
• Action Items: Because We're All Adults
• Meeting Recap: The CliffsNotes Edition