Attendees:

• CEOs: The Ones Who Actually Run the World
• Programmers: The Ones Who Actually Do the Work
• Analysts: The Ones Who Actually Just Type

Today's Agenda:

1. Item 1: "Why Our Stock Price is Down 0.0001% Today"
2. Item 2: "New Coffee Machine for the Break Room"
3. Item 3: "Why We Still Use IE 6.0"