Plot Twist 1: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts

Mike Lee was last seen with a box of donuts in the break room. Now they're just... gone. Some say he was taken by aliens. Others claim he was abducted by his own ego. The truth remains a mystery.

Read the DonutGate Scandal Notes

Plot Twist 2: The Secret Life of a Meeting Addict

Little known to his friends and family, Mike Lee has been secretly attending meetings for years. But not just any meetings – the most boring, most mundane, most soul-sucking meetings he could find. It's a cry for help, or perhaps a desperate cry for attention.

Uncover Mike Lee's Hidden Life as a Meeting Addict

Plot Twist 3: The Donut-Fueled Time Traveler

Some claim Mike Lee has discovered a way to travel through time using only donuts and a toaster. While the science behind it is sketchy at best, the results are clear: Mike Lee is now stuck in a time loop, doomed to repeat the same meeting ad infinitum.

Read the Time Traveler's Journal