CONFIDENTIAL MEETING NOTES

Attendees:

• Mike Lee (Chairman of the Bane)
• Jane Doe (Chief Financial Officer of Doom)
• Bob Smith (Director of Disguise and Deception)

Meeting Purpose: Discuss and finalize plans for the launch of our newly designed "Thermonuclear Attack on the Office Supplies" initiative. This includes, but is not limited to, the implementation of a top-secret, high-tech system for replacing all office staples with their highly radioactive counterparts.

Key Decisions:

• Decision 1: We will launch the thermonuclear attack on the office supplies on Monday.
• Decision 2: We will use a combination of drones, hackers, and ninja warriors to infiltrate and replace the supplies.
• Decision 3: We will establish a "Thermonuclear Supply Chain" to ensure a steady stream of radioactive office staples.

Next Steps:

1. Meet with the IT department to ensure all systems are go.
2. Assign teams to their respective roles in the Thermonuclear Supply Chain.
3. Conduct a series of high-stakes, high-stakes training exercises for all operatives.

Related Documents:

• Thermonuclear Attack Plan
• Thermonuclear Supply Chain Diagram
• Ninja Warrior Training Manual
• Thermonuclear Attack FAQs

Confidentiality Note: All documents and information contained within this page are classified as "Top Secret" and are not to be shared with anyone outside of this organization without explicit permission from Mike Lee, Chairman of the Bane.