Mike Lee's Secret Meeting Minutes

Attendee: Mike Lee, John Doe, Jane Doe, and Bob Smith.

Date: 2023-02-15 14:30

Mike Lee called the meeting to order at 14:30. He revealed that he had indeed stolen the pizza from the break room fridge, but not just any pizza. No, he had stolen the "World's Okayest Pizza" award winner from 2020, a trophy so coveted that it was kept in a safety deposit box in his house. When asked why, Mike said, "I just wanted to see if it would fit in the break room fridge." John and Jane looked on in confusion, but Bob just shook his head and muttered, "Amateurs."

Action Items:

• Mike Lee will return the trophy and apologize for his actions.
• John and Jane will write a strongly worded letter to the CEO demanding more snacks in the break room.
• Bob will start secretly investigating Mike's past actions and report any further infractions.

Meeting Minutes 2: The Rebuttal