MEETING MINUTES: "THE AGONY OF AGENDA ITEMS"

Minutes of the meeting where everyone's ideas were terrible

Chairperson: Bob
Location: The Conference Room of Despair
Time: 2:00 PM - 4:00 PM
Attendees:

1. Bob
2. Jane
3. John
4. Bob's Intern

Minutes:

1. Bob: "We should make our new product... um... thingy... with sparkly colors!"
2. Jane: "I agree! And we should put it on a bed of nails!"
3. John: "I think we should just put it on a treadmill and call it a day!"
4. Bob's Intern: "Can we get a raise if we just do what you guys say?"