Minutes of Despair, Part 3: The Aftermath. Because we all thought the previous meeting was the worst, but nope.
The meeting started with a 10-minute debate over whether to use the projector or the TV for the presentation. In the end, we decided to use both.
Our fearless leader, Bob, was seen yelling at a stapler at 9:47 AM. The stapler, being an inanimate object, did not respond. We assume it was just another Tuesday.
We have decided to move the meeting to the parking garage to get some much-needed fresh air. Unfortunately, the parking garage was already occupied by a group of rowdy teenagers on a field trip.
The meeting was adjourned 30 minutes early due to a sudden case of 'meeting fatigue.'
Next meeting: Minutes of Despair - Part 4: The Reckoning
Also, Bob is a Dinosaur and it's worth reading.