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Next Week's Attendees: A Study in Unpredictability
Attendees for Next Week
Due to unforeseen circumstances, the list of attendees for next week's meeting has been shuffled like a deck of cards in a casino.
Monday:
- Brian "The Snake" Stevens - Will be bringing donuts
- Jane Doe - Still trying to figure out why the copier won't work
Tuesday:
- John "The IT Guy" Smith - Trying to fix the copier for Jane
- Emily Chen - Plotting her next move in the office politics
Wednesday:
- Michael "The Boss" Jackson - Trying to remember what he did last week
- David "The Intern" Lee - Trying to figure out what the meeting is about
Thursday:
- Carol "The HR Lady" Lee - Judging everyone for not wearing matching socks
- Bob "The Janitor" Smith - Cleaning up after everyone
Friday:
Monday's Shenanigans
Tuesday's Tussle
Wednesday's Woes
Thursday's Tribunal
Friday's Farewell