Meeting Attendees Report: Where Did Everyone Go?
It seems like some people have gone missing in action. Let's review the attendance log:
- Bob Smith: Last seen making a break room run for extra donuts.
- Jane Doe: Currently MIA, possibly lost in the parking garage.
- John Doe: Claimed he had an "emergency" that required his immediate attention. Probably just playing video games.
- Jim Bob: Was here, but only for a few minutes. He said he was "just dropping off a report" but we all know what he was really doing.
Somebody, please, go find John and Jane. And Bob, if you could return with the donuts, that would be great. Thanks, Jim.
Next Meeting: Who Knows What?