It's a travesty, we know. A group of mischievous monkeys, armed with 6th grade diplomas and a penchant for chaos, are roaming the halls of power.
These are no ordinary monkeys. No, sir. They have been schooled in the arts of mathematics, social studies, and the ancient secrets of MS Paint 5.0.
Caution is advised when approaching these simian scholars, as their grasp of fractions and algebraic equations may prove to be a deadly combination.
We recommend avoiding eye contact, as their mastery of Comic Sans may cause irreparable harm to your sanity.
For more information, visit our Monkeys in Positions of Power page for updates on their nefarious activities.