Dr. Sparkplug 2000 is a leading authority on the art of saying nothing. His keynote speech is said to be a thrilling experience, full of promises, but lacking in substance.
He will be speaking on the topic of "The Futility of Innovation" at 2:00 PM sharp, but be warned, it's going to be a real snooze fest.
Dr. Sparkplug 2000 has written several books on the subject, including "The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing", "The Science of Saying You Will", and "The Philosophy of Not Caring".