MEETING OF THE NEOS

Today's Agenda:

• Neo-1 ( arrived fashionably late)
• Neo-2 ( brought a cake)
• Neo-3 ( forgot the agenda)

Other Notable Absences:

• Zorg-1 ( stuck in the Matrix)
• Zorg-2 ( still trying to escape)

Decisions:

• Adopt the Neo-Bot language for all internal communications
• Increase the coffee budget by 100% for the next meeting

Next meeting in 2 days, same time, same place. Don't forget to wear your best Neo-Brutalist attire!