Known For: Being the only one who actually showed up.
Said to be "in a meeting" when actually just browsing cat videos on his phone.
Currently pretending to be an architect, actually just a failed artist.
Still deciding what to do, but probably eating a sandwich.
View the Neo-Phantom Voting Record to see how many meetings we actually accomplished nothing.
Or, if you're feeling brave, try the Neo-Phantom Agenda, but don't say I didn't warn you.