BLACK HOLE CAFE

A Meeting of the Century

Where nerds from across the multiverse converge to discuss the finer points of wormhole stabilization and exotic matter management.

Today's Agenda:

• Item 1: Time Dilation Theories
• Item 2: Transdimensional Accounting Practices
• Item 3: Black Hole Insurance Policies

Presenters:

• Quasar Q. Nerdfather
• Zara Z. Wormholer
• Dr. Black Holestein

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