"A well-structured codebase is like a well-organized pantry - it's all about the right ingredients in the right place, in the right order."
"I'd rather debug than eat a plate of nachos."
"A good commit message is like a good joke - it should make sense, be concise, and occasionally make people laugh."
"Meetings are like debugging sessions, but without the bug fixes."
"The only thing more exhausting than a meeting is explaining why you can't attend a meeting."
"If at first it was a good idea, then it's not, and you have a meeting about it."