Project Status: Steve is a Genius

Current Progress: 99.9%

Steve has finally figured out how to code with his eyes closed and a coffee IV drip in his arm. The team is in awe. He's currently working on adding a feature that will make the entire project 99.9% complete. The remaining 0.1% is a mystery that will likely take another 3 years to resolve.

Attend Steve's Office Hours to learn the secrets of the master

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Discover the hidden lab where Steve conjures up his coding magic, but be warned, it's a real fire hazard