Welcome, Quantum Quandarians, to the most predictable meeting of the unpredictable!

Meet the Team:

• Management - Where ideas go to die.
• Development - Where ideas come to life.
• Operations - Where things just exist.

Today's Agenda:

1. Discuss the meaning of life.
2. Solve world hunger (again).
3. Determine the best pizza topping.

Important Dates:

Don't forget: The next meeting will be in next week! And possibly the one after that. Maybe.