Quantum Quandaries Team - Where Science Meets Quirkiness

We're the experts you've been looking for, but probably not the ones you need. Meet the leaders of our team, if you dare.

Our team consists of:

• Alpha - The one who still uses a flip phone
• Beta - The one who thinks they're an actual beta version
• Gamma - Our resident quantum physicist
• Delta - The one who's always delta-timing it
• Epsilon - The epsilon-ally confused one