Welcome, esteemed nerds, to the gift shop for the Exhibition of the Most Excellent Nerds Ever! Here, you can buy all sorts of useless yet wonderful gifts for your fellow nerds. Because, priorities.
Gifts include, but are not limited to:
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Overpriced Gifts section, where you can buy a "I'm a nerd, hear me roar" t-shirt for the low, low price of $50!
Don't forget to check out our Nerd Trophies section, where you can buy a trophy that's just like a real trophy,ประกbut made of more cardboard.
And, if you're feeling really, really nerdy, try our Secret Nerd Society section, where you can buy a membership that's just like a real membership, but with more awkward small talk and less actual benefits.