- We've consumed 427 gallons of coffee
- Spent 3,421 hours developing the world's most complex spreadsheet
- Ate 1,237 tacos
- Attended 12 meetings
- We are 99.9% sure it was more
- Actually, the numbers are probably fake
- We have no way of measuring, okay?
- This number may not include time spent arguing with the boss
- We're pretty sure the boss didn't count as 'work'
- There may be some overlap between meetings and actual development time
- Each one was consumed with a side of regret
- We may have eaten more than 12
- Or maybe we just really like tacos