• We've consumed 427 gallons of coffee
• Spent 3,421 hours developing the world's most complex spreadsheet
• Ate 1,237 tacos
• Attended 12 meetings

• We are 99.9% sure it was more
• Actually, the numbers are probably fake
• We have no way of measuring, okay?

• This number may not include time spent arguing with the boss
• We're pretty sure the boss didn't count as 'work'
• There may be some overlap between meetings and actual development time

• Each one was consumed with a side of regret
• We may have eaten more than 12
• Or maybe we just really like tacos