Nerd5 and Nerd12's Meeting Minutes

• Ursula, Queen of the Invisible Handshake
• Bob, Lord of the Forgotten Sock
• Terry, King of the Lost and Found
• Nerd5, self-proclaimed Nerd King
• Nerd12, self-proclaimed Nerd King's Right-Hand Nerd

• 1. Discuss the finer points of invisible socks
• 2. Debate the merits of 3D printing as a hobby
• 3. Plan a surprise party for Nerd5's 100th birthday (in 10 years)

• Ursula to research the feasibility of teleportation
• Bob to find the missing sock
• Terry to organize the party
• Nerd5 to create the world's smallest, yet most complex, computer program
• Nerd12 to write a 10-page essay on the importance of being right-handed

Adjourned until next week, same time, same nerdly place.

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