NERD5: The Most Elite of Nerdly Attendees

Rules for NERD5 Attendees:

  • Rule 1: You must have a PhD in something nerdy (or at least be a PhD candidate).
  • Rule 2: You must be able to recite pi to 50 decimal places while blindfolded.
  • Rule 3: You must be able to consume an entire pizza alone in one sitting.
  • Rule 4: You must have a collection of at least 1000 books on your shelf about the history of the world's most obscure topics.
  • Rule 5: You must be able to explain the plot of at least 5 different episodes of "The Big Bang Theory" in 5 words or less.

NERD5 Attendees are a special breed. They are the cream of the crop, the crème de la crème, the... you get the idea.

We have a strict dress code: black t-shirts with neon green stripes, and a minimum of 3 layers of clothing at all times.

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