Welcome, fellow Nerds!
We're a group of highly trained, highly educated, and highly caffeinated individuals who refuse to grow up.
Our mission, should you choose to accept it, is to make fun of the non-nerds and rule the world with our collective awesomeness.
Want to join us?
Free access to our secret underground bunker, stocked with free pizza, soda, and the occasional existential crisis.
Discounts on all Nerds-branded merchandise, because who doesn't love a good t-shirt?
Guaranteed admission to our annual "I'm a Nerd" conference, where we'll make fun of the normals and celebrate our nerdiness.
Want to specialize in a specific area of nerdiness?
We've got subgroups for: