NERD MANIFESTO
A Declaration of Intentions from the Most Intentional Nerds
In the year 2023, we, the Nerd Squad, do hereby declare our intentions to:
- Dominate all forms of trivia, from history to science, from sports to memes.
- Conquer all board games, from chess to Settlers of Catan.
- Hold the record for most consecutive hours spent in pajamas.
- Never, ever, EVER admit defeat in an argument.
Signed,
The Nerd Squad
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