Alice from Marketing is Here to Save the Day (or Not)
Alice from Marketing has been tasked with attending this meeting, despite having better things to do.
Her presence is not guaranteed, but her attendance would be a surprise to no one.
She has a 50% chance of showing up on time, and a 25% chance of being on her phone.
You can find her at the break room, sipping her coffee and checking her social media.
Or, you can try her email: alicefrommarketing@neobrutalist.com
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