Bob from Engineering: the man who single-handedly kept the world from descending into chaos, one PowerPoint presentation at a time.
Today's Agenda:
1. The Great Toilet Paper Rollout: A discussion on the optimal toilet paper orientation for maximum paper efficiency.
2. The Mocha Machine Maintenance: A look at the current state of the office coffee machine's internal mechanics.
3. The Inflatable Island Getaway: A brainstorming session on how to get Bob to actually take a break and relax.