MEETING OF THE UNINITIATED

ATTENDEES:

Jane, the Architect with a capital "A"

Jane, the Architect with a capital "A" (again)

Ned, the Network Engineer of Networks

Bob, the Bureaucrat with a capital "B"

Jim, the Java Developer with a capital "J" (and a capital attitude)

Note: All attendees have been forced to wear neon pink jumpsuits for the sake of team spirit.

SUB-PANEL: THE NERDS

Item 1: The Inflated Ego of the Project Manager

Item 2: The Inflated Ego of the Project Manager (Part Two)

Item 3: The Inflated Ego of the Project Manager (Part Three), where we discuss the finer points of our own magnificence.

AGENDA:

Discuss how to spend the company budget on more meetings and travel expenses.

Decide that the color of the company logo should be changed to a shade of pink.

Determine why the coffee machine is always broken.

Make fun of the new intern's haircut.

View the minutes of previous meetings

Discuss why the new software is still not finished.