MEETING NERDS: Panel of the Damned

This meeting is a total disaster, and we're all so glad you're here!

Attendees:

• John: The Guy Who Always Eats Cereal for Lunch
• Jane: The One Who Always Asks "What's the Agenda?"
• Bob: The Bob Who Always Takes the Last Word

Stealth Panel - Where we pretend to listen, but actually we're all thinking about our weekends.

Director's Panel - Where John, Jane, and Bob pretend to make decisions, but really they just nod at each other.

Expert Panel - Where the meeting becomes a seminar on the art of napping in meetings.