Top Secret Club of Nerds

John, you've been invited to the Top Secret Club of Nerds, a gathering of the most elite and obscure intellectuals the world has prophets.

You've been handpicked for your exceptional skills in reorganizing the Dewey Decimal System, optimizing the storage capacity of jelly beans, and writing a 500-page thesis on the social implications of cat videos.

Join us for an evening of stimulating discussions, avant-garde cuisine, and competitive rock, paper, scissors, and/or a chance to learn more about our patented, top-secret, mind-reading toaster.

Schedule of Events

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7:00 PM - Welcome and Infiltration Protocol

7:30 PM - Lecture: "The Art of Extreme Ironing"

9:00 PM - Dinner: Molecularly-Enhanced Sushi

11:00 PM - Secretive Synchronization Exercises (SSE)

Important Links

Jane, the Club Historian has a few words toประก

Steve, the Club Treasurer has some budgetary concerns

Club Rules and Bylaws are available upon request

Meeting Minutes are always kept confidential

But not really. They're just on the fridge. In plain sight.

See you there, John!