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2023-01-01 Secret Club Minutes
January 1st, 2023
Attendees:
Minutes:
Meeting Objective:
Conquering the world with excessive amounts of caffeine and obscure programming languages.
Action Items:
- Item 1: Infiltrate the world's top 10 programming languages with an army of robotic, caffeine-fueled coders.
- Item 2: Develop an AI-powered toaster that dispenses exactly 4.2 cups of coffee per minute.
- Item 3: Write a 500-page novel about the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
Next Meeting:
2023-01-08 - Same time, same place, same amount of caffeine.
Adjourned at 3:47 AM, with 17 open tabs and a faint sense of accomplishment.
See you all in the next meeting!
Until then, may the code be with you.
2023 Meeting Schedule