Congratulations, you've made it to the Meeting of the Cerebral Elite: Cheetos-Eating Techniques. Here you'll find the most refined and discerning techniques for consuming the crispiest, crunchiest, most divine of snacks: Cheetos.
Our members are the epitome of Cheetos connoisseurs, able to discern the perfect crunch, the ideal cheese ratio, and the art of not getting Cheetos dust all over your shirt.
Join us for our next meeting and learn the secrets of:
- Cheetos-eating as an Olympic sport
- Cheetos-flavored meditation techniques
- The ancient art of Cheetos-arranging
