The Secret Club of Nerds

Welcome to the most exclusive, yet least exclusive club in the world. Where the nerds are so nerdy, they make the other nerds nervous.

Our motto: "We're not weird, we're just highly specialized."

Rules:

• Rule 1: Thou shalt not use Comic Sans in any official capacity.
• Rule 2: All members must own at least 3 pairs of glasses per eye
• Rule 3: Nerds are not allowed to use the word "cool" in any context, lest they be shunned by the community
• Rule 4: All meetings shall be attended in a lab-coat, no exceptions
• Rule 5: All members must have a minimum of 3 degrees in a field of study that starts with the letter "Q."

Meet the Attendees:

Nerds of the Month:

• Nerdlord McNerdfather
• Nerdina Jolene
• Nerdbert H. Fudd
• Nerdy McPhee
• Nerdula J. Ploot

Want to join our club? Click here to learn more!