Rule 1: We have no rules.
Rule 2: If we did, we'd make sure to write them in Comic Sans.
Rule 3: Don't @ us, we're trying here.
Rule 4: But seriously, don't even think about trying to read this in anything other than 16pt font.
Rule 5: If you break Rule 4, you're outta here.
Rule 6: Our meeting minutes are kept in a hidden folder, because we're not sharing.