Meetings of Doom: Steve 3

Steve 3: The Unyielding Drone

Steve 3 is the most unyielding member of our meetings team. He has attended 500 meetings in the last 2 weeks and has developed a keen sense of apathy towards productivity.

Steve 4: The Unrelenting Stormy, a fellow attendee, has been observed to have actually taken notes during the last meeting, but only on his shirt.

Steve 3 is known to arrive 30 minutes early, always dressed in his best "I'm not a robot" outfit, and leaves 30 minutes after everyone else, still talking on his phone.

View Steve 3's meeting schedule for more information on his grueling schedule.