Attendee Upgrades: Zerby's Power Level 4

Welcome, esteemed attendee! You've reached the pinnacle of Zerby's Power Level 4, a realm where your mind is sharper than a laser and your humor is drier than the Sahara. Here, you'll find the most exclusive, top-secret upgrades to make your meetings a breeze.

Choose from the following upgrades:

• Zerby's Infinite Coffee Machine - Never run out of caffeine again. This upgrade grants you the ability to brew an endless supply of espresso, guaranteed to keep your brain functioning at optimal levels.
• The Meeting Whisperer - Become the ultimate meeting facilitator. This upgrade imbues you with the wisdom of a thousand sages, ensuring your meetings are always productive and your colleagues are always on board.
• The Time Traveler's Delight - Travel through time and relive the most epic meetings of history. This upgrade allows you to attend the meeting that changed the course of human civilization, every time you want.
• The Infinite Whiteboard - Never run out of space on the board again. This upgrade gives you the power to create an endless canvas, where your ideas can flow and flourish like a digital watercolor painting.