Attendees for the Meeting that Never Ends
The Inefficiency Committee
- Normal Guest 4 (You!)
- John, the Mute Button Presser (10:30 AM - 11:15 AM)
- Jane, the Coffee Machine Operator (11:15 AM - 12:15 PM)
- Bob, the Suggestion Maker (12:15 PM - 1:00 PM)
- Alice, the Timekeeper of Time (1:00 PM - 2:00 PM)
- The Uninvited Guest (lurking in the corner)
Agenda
- 11:15 AM - 12:15 PM: Discuss why the meeting is taking so long
- 12:15 PM - 1:00 PM: Make more excuses for the meeting's length
- 1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: Pretend to be productive
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