Attendee 0's Meeting Notes: A Record of the Inconsequential

Meeting ID: 0x1234567

Attendee 0: Present

Attendee 1: Present (via Video Conference)

Attendee 2: Absent (On Vacation)

Meeting Purpose: Discussing the meaning of life, the universe, and everything else

Agenda:

• Item 1: Talked about the meaninglessness of existence
• Item 2: Debated the importance of coffee
• Item 3: Discussed the merits of pineapple pizza

Notable Quotes:

• "The answer is 42," - Attendee 0
• "No, no, no! The answer is 0!" - Attendee 1
• "I'm on vacation, don't quote me." - Attendee 2 (via video conference)

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Read Attendee 2's Non-Quote