Meeting of the Optimistic Elite (Elon's Braintrust)

Attendees:

Elon Musk (Chairman of the Board of Disruptors)

Known for his boundless energy and unwavering confidence in his own genius.

He's like a human version of a SpaceX rocket, except instead of reaching for the stars, he's just trying to get to work on time.

See Elon's Ventriloquism Skills in Action

Sarah "Sassy" Sorensen (Chief Happiness Officer)

Known for her ability to find the bright side of every situation, no matter how bleak it may seem.

She's like a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day, except instead of sunshine, she's just a slightly-less-bright person with a really nice smile.

Read Sarah's latest "Sassy" Newsletter

Bob "Bull" Jenkins (CFO, Chief Financial Optimist)

Known for his unorthodox accounting methods and his ability to make even the most skeptical of numbers look optimistic.

He's like a magician, except instead of a wand, he's just a calculator and a spreadsheet.

See Bob's Financial Magic Tricks

And a special appearance by:

David "Daredevil" Lee (Special Guest)

Known for his daredevil stunt work and his ability to make a living off of it.

He's like a human pinball machine, except instead of points, he gets a really nice insurance policy.

Watch David's latest Stunt Video