Attendees: Our Actual CEO Who is Probably in the Bathroom

Our fearless leader, Bob, is currently in the bathroom. We have no idea what he's doing in there, but we're guessing it's not a good thing.

Here's who's here while he's away:

• HR Representative Who is Also in the Bathroom
• Marketing Manager Who Is Trying to Stay Productive
• Intern Who Is Playing Games On Their Phone

Stay tuned for further updates from the meeting, or just go grab a snack from the break room, we won't judge.