Our Boss, The Fashion Victim
Our boss, Mr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth III, has an unfortunate penchant for 80s fashion trends. He insists on wearing:
- Plaid pants
- Off-the-shoulder shirts
- Platform shoes
- A mullet
- A mustache that defies the laws of nature
He claims it's a "statement piece." We claim it's a cry for help.
Meet the rest of the attendees who have to endure this fashion nightmare:
- Steve, The IT Guy (who's too afraid to speak up)
- Sarah, The Marketing Maven (who's secretly a fan)
- Andy, The Designer (who's trying to design a straightjacket)
- John, The Accounts Guy (who's counting down the minutes until he can retire)