Minion 54321 here. I'm the one in charge of making sure everyone else shows up to meetings. It's a tough job, but some of us have to do it.
Today, we're discussing the finer points of our latest plan for world domination. It involves a lot of shouting and a few well-placed explosions.
Next on the agenda: our boss's new "I'm a Skitt-Titan" PowerPoint presentation. Don't worry, it'll be a real snooze-fest.