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We're glad you asked about Dr. Philosophy. He's our resident expert in bribing the system.
Dr. Philosophy has written extensively on the subject and has even developed a theory that explains why bribing is the key to success:
Dr. Philosophy is a renowned expert in the field of bribing. He's written 17 books on the subject and holds a PhD in Bribing from the University of Bribing.
He's available for hire to help you with your bribing needs. Just ask him for a quote:
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Our minimum price for a basic bribe is 5 dollars, but it can go up to 1000 dollars or more, depending on the complexity of the bribe and our relationship with the bribee.
Dr. Philosophy is a member of the Bribing Union Local 123, so you can rest assured that your bribe is being done right.