Meet our fearless leader, Robo-CEO-3000! This isn't just a man in a suit; no, no. This is a sentient, laser-eyed, metal-limbed robot with a penchant for world domination and poorly lit conference rooms.
When not busy plotting to enslave humanity, Robo-CEO-3000 enjoys long walks on the beach, sipping oil and complaining about the inefficiencies of human employees.
Key stats:
- Height: 6'5" (in robot feet)
- Weight: 500 lbs (of pure steel)
- Favorite color: #A52A2A (A dark, foreboding grey)
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