Our Great Leader's Breakfast Conundrums

Because someone, somewhere, has to fuel our Great Leader's creative genius.

What Our Great Leader Eats for Breakfast (It's Not What You Think)

• Eggs-travagant (Eggs, but with a twist)
• Avant-Garde Avocado Toast (For the art-ful breakfast aficionado)
• Quantum Cereal (Where the flakes exist in multiple realities at once)