Meetings: Attendees: Our Loyal Subordinates

Present:

• Boris, The Man Who Always Eats All The Donuts
• Samantha, The Person Who Always Asks For A Second Opinion

Absent:

• Dave, The Man Who Always Forgets His Keys (Again)
• Jen, The Person Who Always Takes A Three-Hour Lunch

Note: Attendance policy strictly enforced. Anyone who is not present will be forced to listen to the meeting recording and pretend they were there.