Meetings | Attendees | Our Methods | Decisions
Decisions
After a heated debate, we've come down to the following:
- More coffee will be bought.
- The stapler on the conference table will be replaced with a better one.
- Wednesday will no longer be the new Friday.
We are currently in the process of deciding whether or not to decide.
Next Meeting: Procrastination - Wednesday, 3:00 PM
Our Methods
Our methods are as follows:
- Unscientific polling
- Uninformed discussion
- Unreliably sourced data
We are currently in the process of deciding whether or not to change our methods.
Next Meeting: Methods Reboot - Thursday, 10:00 AM
Attendees
Our attendees are a talented and dedicated group of individuals.
- John, our resident expert in everything
- Jane, our resident expert in nothing
- Bob, our resident expert in being right all the time
We are currently in the process of finding new attendees to replace Bob, who has left us.
Next Meeting: Attendee Recruitment - Friday, 2:00 PM
Our Methods | Decisions
Our Methods | Decisions is a subpage for the above mentioned methods and decisions.
It's a real thing.
Next Meeting: Our Methods | Decisions - Never