Meetings | Attendees | Our Methods | Decisions

Decisions

After a heated debate, we've come down to the following:

• More coffee will be bought.
• The stapler on the conference table will be replaced with a better one.
• Wednesday will no longer be the new Friday.

We are currently in the process of deciding whether or not to decide.

Next Meeting: Procrastination - Wednesday, 3:00 PM

Our Methods

Our methods are as follows:

• Unscientific polling
• Uninformed discussion
• Unreliably sourced data

We are currently in the process of deciding whether or not to change our methods.

Next Meeting: Methods Reboot - Thursday, 10:00 AM

Attendees

Our attendees are a talented and dedicated group of individuals.

• John, our resident expert in everything
• Jane, our resident expert in nothing
• Bob, our resident expert in being right all the time

We are currently in the process of finding new attendees to replace Bob, who has left us.

Next Meeting: Attendee Recruitment - Friday, 2:00 PM

Our Methods | Decisions

Our Methods | Decisions is a subpage for the above mentioned methods and decisions.

It's a real thing.

Next Meeting: Our Methods | Decisions - Never